June 7

I am fairly certain that my calendar is lying to me. Every time I have consulted it today, sitting menacingly in the bottom right corner of my screen, it tells me that today is June 7, but that would mean that my time here is nearing its end far sooner than seems possible. Perhaps I should report the problem to Windows -- just imagine all the problems that would arise if masses of Windows users were walking around living in a day not yet marked by the present, disillusioned in an eternal future.